What did the dyslexic Satanist do?

He sold his soul to Santa.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

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What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

Why are all Satanists trypophobic?

They're grossed out by Holy things.