Satanist Jokes

What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

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What did the dyslexic Satanist do?

He sold his soul to Santa.

What do you call a Satanist dancer?

A ba'al-erina.

Why are all Satanists trypophobic?

They're grossed out by Holy things.

How much does a Satanist weigh?

A pentagram.