What do all battered women have in common?

In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.

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What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

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Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague Rock.

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What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.