What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

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What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

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What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

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What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish