What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

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What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover?

The position of the dirtbag.

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

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Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.