What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

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Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

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What's Mario's favorite pants?

Denim Denim Denim

What is Mario's favorite material?

Denim denim denim! *musical*

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What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

What kind of jeans do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

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What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

What fabric is Mario's overalls?

Denim denim denim.