Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

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How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic?

Czechmate

What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

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What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

How do you get a Cambodian person to join you?

Just shout "Hey, Khmer!"

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Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.