Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

What's the best way to make friends?

tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.