Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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Chick to chick !

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What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

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Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

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Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance

Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!