What do you call ratting out the President's daughter for smoking weed?

High treason.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

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What are the consequences of smoking weed?

The reefercussions

What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.