What does a philosopher put his/her food on?

A contemplate

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What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

How do you get a philosopher off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.