What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

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What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

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Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

What is the tastiest liquid in a fruit?

The IV Drip

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!