What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

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What's Santa's favorite snack?

A crisp Pringle

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

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How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

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What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.