Why did the bicycle fall over??

Because it was two tired...

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How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was too tired...

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired