What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

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What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

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What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.