What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

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Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction?

Because the rancher was a cattlist.

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

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Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

What do a wicked stepmother and a gag reflex have in common?

They both keep you from getting to the ball!

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What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

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What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.