What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

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Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

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Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

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How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

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What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

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