What's your new years resolution?

Mine's 1920x1080.

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What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

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What's your new years resolution?

Mine's 1920x1080.

What's your New Year's resolution?

Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately.

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What's your new years resolution?

Mine's 1920x1080.

What's your New Year's resolution?

Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately.