Why did Tim Tebow's mom protest against the Russian soup truck?

It contained a borscht ton.

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What do you call a happy Russian?

Gladimir Putin!

How many Russians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to shoot him if he does it wrong.

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Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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What 8 letter phrase means a healthy scratch?

Tim Tebow

Who is a presents favorite quarterback?

Tim TeBOW