Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

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Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me

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How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

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Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

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Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...