Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.

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What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

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What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

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How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".