What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

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What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

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What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

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What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

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How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"

How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin