What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

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Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

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How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"

What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin