Kin Jokes

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

Why do rednecks love Halloween?

NSFW) Because they love to pump kin.

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Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

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Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

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How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

What do hillbillies do on halloween?

Pump-Kin

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99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.

Why do rednecks make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

Nap Kin Jokes More Nap Kin Jokes

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.