Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

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What are you gonna be for halloween?

Me: Drunk!

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

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Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

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How do programmers say 'I love you!' ?

You are my MSB.

Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

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What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.