Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

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What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

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What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.