What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

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Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

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What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

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Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

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Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

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How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

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What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin