How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

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How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

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How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

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Why do hippies wear pachouli??

So blind people can hate them to

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste