When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What kind of oranges do you take on a boat?

Naval oranges. I'msosorry.

What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail