How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

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Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed asian

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How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

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How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one