How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

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What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

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How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.