Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

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Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

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Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

Wolf Jokes More Wolf Jokes

Why do doctors hate Wolves?

Lupus

What's the singular form of 'werewolves'?

I am a wolf

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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B