Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

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What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

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What do you call an Eastern European cashier?

A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

Wolf Jokes More Wolf Jokes

What's the singular form of 'werewolves'?

I am a wolf

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.