Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Hint: It's a dead giveaway.
The urge to crack open a cold one
me: define "child"
Define "light bulb".
ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist
Someone that's outstanding in their field.
Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.
A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.
Well, first the tire really has to want to change...
They don't believe in higher powers.
Because he is lying.
It was out standing in its field!
Because they can get their whole grains.
Tell it to change its socsks!
One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
He wanted sweet and sour pork !
Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy
Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.
Sew sew
TWIGERING
One can raise a child
