Define Jokes

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

What about you?

me: define "child"

How many philosophers does it take to... ...change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

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Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

Intervention Jokes More Intervention Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now?

Because we're Snowedin.

What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.