What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

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What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

How do you feel now?

Me: With my elbows

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What's Pingu's favourite band?

Slipnoot.

What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

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Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.