What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

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Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

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What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

What's Pingu's favourite band?

Slipnoot.

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Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.

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With a noose.