Pingu Jokes

What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

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What's Pingu's favourite band?

Slipnoot.

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Noose Jokes More Noose Jokes

Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).