Pingu Jokes

What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

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What's Pingu's favourite band?

Slipnoot.

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How do windmills feel about renewable energy?

They're pretty big fans

What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny"

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Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

Noose Jokes More Noose Jokes

How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

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How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray