Pingu Jokes

What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

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What's Pingu's favourite band?

Slipnoot.

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How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

0K

Why can't you feel photons?

Because they are light.

Noose Jokes More Noose Jokes

How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

Where do skunks go to college?

P.U.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.