What's an English geologist's favourite fruit?

A pomegranate.

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What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.