What's an English geologist's favourite fruit?

A pomegranate.

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What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!