Intervention Jokes

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

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Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

What do you call a bunch of white guys in a burning building?

Fire Crackers.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck... I'll see myself out now.

Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

Cosmo Jokes More Cosmo Jokes

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

What was Carl Sagan's favorite drink?

Cosmos.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

Why is Reddit called "Reddit"?

The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion