Intervention Jokes

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

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What is it called when someone gets destroyed at online chess?

Extreme Pawnage

What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers

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What was Carl Sagan's favorite drink?

Cosmos.

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

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Who forgot his phone charger today?

THIS gu

Why are there so many Mike Tysons on my news feed today...?

May the forth be with you"

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What would Bill Cosby's name be if he was Russian?

Vladimir Puddin'

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

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What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything?

A bunch of offended Tumblrinas

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

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How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."

What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

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How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.