How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

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What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

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How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

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What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

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Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

What do your mom and Poland have in common?

a lot of countries have been inside her.

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What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.