Why do hippies wear pachouli??

So blind people can hate them to

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

What do you call a hippie with a business major?

A Hippie-crite.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What the fu.." Me, wearing paper clip necklace - "See?

I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too"

What do you wear when it's raining homophobia?

A straight jacket.

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

Why are blind people bad computer programmers?

Because they can't C.