What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

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What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

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Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

What are you gonna be for halloween?

Me: Drunk!

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What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!