What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

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What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house?

It has a recognizable gait

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Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

reasons unknown

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

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What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

What's a Penguins favorite type of pasta?

Penguini