What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

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How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

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Why did the reddit mod cross the road?

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Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)