Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

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Why don't black people ever go on cruises?

We're not falling for that one again!

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

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Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

What do you get when you cross a fancy car and a sweet potato?

A Yambourghini!

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Why did Loki want the tesseract?

to get rid of his tesserection

What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u

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Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.