Fancy Car Jokes

What do you get when you cross a fancy car and a sweet potato?

A Yambourghini!

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Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

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Why don't black people ever go on cruises?

We're not falling for that one again!

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

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Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

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What do you call a really nice retard?

A sweet potato

What do you get when you cross a fancy car and a sweet potato?

A Yambourghini!

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How do you get rid of pubic lice?

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear