Fancy Car Jokes

What do you get when you cross a fancy car and a sweet potato?

A Yambourghini!

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Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

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Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

What is Tom's favorite kind of joyride?

A cruise

Sweet Potato Jokes More Sweet Potato Jokes

What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates?

A sweet potato.

What do you call a friendly retard?

A sweet potato

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border?

To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.

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Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

Why did Loki want the tesseract?

to get rid of his tesserection

What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.