Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border?

To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed."

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What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

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What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue. Hehe