Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border?

To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.

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What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

What do you get when you cross a brown cow with a brown chicken?

brown-chicken-brown-cow--" (said like: 'bowm-chicka-bowm-wawm')

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What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow?

Mooslim

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Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning?

He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!