How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

What do you call a room full of comatose people?

A salad.

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.