How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

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What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

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What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti?

A Pastatute

Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates

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What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

Neither of us have finished The Castle.

What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles?

No ballroom

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What did the Giant say to the cripple?

Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!

What is Hodor's favorite cereal?

Raisin Bran.