Westero Jokes

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

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How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

What is Littlefinger's favorite castle in all of Westeros?

Haremhal

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

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Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

Employee Jokes More Employee Jokes

Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC

Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

Castle Jokes More Castle Jokes

How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.

Hodor Jokes More Hodor Jokes

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

What's Hodor's job?

Raisin Bran

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

Tut-an-kham-en

What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap..."

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

When is your door annoying?

When it'sa Jar-Jar.

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies?

A frothel

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"