Westero Jokes

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

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How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

What is Littlefinger's favorite castle in all of Westeros?

Haremhal

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

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Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates

What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

Castle Jokes More Castle Jokes

What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

Neither of us have finished The Castle.

How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What is a zombies' favorite food?

Brains. What is a dyslexic zombies' favorite food Brians.

What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party?

No brains

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

Hodor Jokes More Hodor Jokes

What do you call the entrance to a whorehouse?

HODOR, HODOR, HODOR!

What has 6 legs and goes "Ho da do, Ho da do Ho da do?

Hodor?

Employee Jokes More Employee Jokes

Why did the gifting company fire their last employee ?

Because they got a bad wrap.

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"