What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

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How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

They're short 2 towers.

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When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong