When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

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What does the number 3 have in common with a Tumbler user?

They both can't even.

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

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What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount?

Blowouts

Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

gt marked as spam

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What do you call the fourth musketeer if he's gone to the dark side?

Darth-tagnan

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.