When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

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What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

What's the worst thing to give a norteno on their birthday?

A SURprise party!!

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What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount?

Blowouts

When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

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What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.