Discount Jokes

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

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What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount?

Blowouts

When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg?

Marked down!

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Slow runners.

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cos' sin tans

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They're both used to store nuts.

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When it's ajar.

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What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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When they're in Denali.

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I forgot

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Finding a plane in your field.

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When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

What do you call the fourth musketeer if he's gone to the dark side?

Darth-tagnan