What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

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How do you find Will Smith in the winter?

You search for Fresh Prints.

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What's the best part of a movie?

The climax.

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What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.