What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

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Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter?

Swarm.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*