What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is a Spanish person without a car called?

Carlos

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

What's the best part of dating 29 year olds?

There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes 20 episodes

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.