What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

What's black and white and red allover?

My dalmatian after being hit by a car

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What currency do they use in space?

Star Bucks.

Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

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How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

What's your age ?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids