Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

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What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

Where'd you get that?

The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

What was the executioner's favorite shampoo?

Head and shoulders.

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.