Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

Where did you get it?

Africa" Says the parrot.

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

What was the executioner's favorite shampoo?

Head and shoulders.

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach