Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

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Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

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What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.