Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

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Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

Why did the kiddie pool have no friends?

Because it was too shallow.