Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

What do you call a chicken coop with five doors?

A hatchback.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What do you call a barn full of black people?

A police shooting range.

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns