Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

Previous Random Joke Next

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget

Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate?

Dont leave me hangin' bro

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.

What was Jesus's least favorite bone?

The blasfemur

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

A: Out dated farming equipment.