Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.