Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world?

Nothing, she's fine

What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Raspberry Jokes More Raspberry Jokes

What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.

What do you call a berry with a sore throat?

A raspberry!